New Product: Unsolicited Political Opinion Bumper Sticker

Hey! Did you know some people don’t celebrate Christmas on the 25th, but on the very date you’re reading this post instead?

You should go to my store and get them this AlternaChristmas gift!

Unsolicited Political Opinion Bumper Sticker by JohnnyKaje

This gift is also ideal if you want to buy someone a bumper sticker, but don’t really want to humor their odious ideology!

White Guy Jokes

This is a crosspost from my Tumblr blog. Because 5 billion social platforms is never fucking enough. Feel free to add your own white guy jokes.

• Q: What’s the difference between a normal white guy and white trash?
• A: Who cares, they all fucking look alike.

• Q: What do you call it when a white guy gets a tax hike?
• A: The Holocaust.

• Q: Did you hear about the white guy who shot up a gym and killed a bunch of women?
• A: No one would date a nice guy like him.

• Q: What do you call a white guy who never ventures outside his worldview, parrots stuff you hear every day, and shits the bed when someone challenges the status quo?
• A: “Edgy”.

• Q: What’s the difference between Mary Shelley and a MGTOW?
• A: Mary Shelley mattered.

• Q: What do you call it when a white guy loses a video game?
• A: “Rape”.

• Q: How do you take a white guy’s freedom of speech away?
• A: Disagree with him.

• Q: What do you call it when there’s six white guys, a black guy, a Latina and a white woman in a room?
• A: Political correctness gone wild.

• Q: What if it’s eight white guys and just a black guy?
• A: Tokenism gone wild.

• What’s the difference between Michelle Obama and a white supremacist guy?
• Michelle Obama actually does something with her life.

• What do you call a white guy computer programmer with a cubicle job?
• A captain of industry.

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If you are offended by these, keep in mind that it’s all just joking, you humorless misogynazis.*

*This entire post is sarcastic, btw. Inspired by this comment thread at Pandagon.