Me and the fella are having a blast coming up with names for Newt’s moon base/state.
NEWT-GINIA
GINGRICHISTAN
MOON UNIT NEWTA
Archive for the 'Graphic Design and Art and Stuff' Category
28
Jan
12
Newt Wants to Go to Space
This is the same guy who did this awesome painting I used for joke purposes here.
Like a true artist, he realizes that you can’t expect people to interpret the damn thing correctly and explains every single facet of it with the help of CSS magic.
Also, the man who represents everyone in America is a white dude of course. If we’re going by statistics he should be about 63.7% non-Hispanic white. Also he should be mostly chick.
Like this:
25
Jan
12
A Plea to the Minnesota Atheists
The religious often accuse atheists and other reality-based folk of being emotionless half-Vulcans, incapable of appreciating art and beauty.
This billboard by the Minnesota Atheists does not help our case.
I will convert just so I can say DEAR GOD MY EYES
Being an underemployed graphic designer, this kind of infuriates me. I would love to do an atheist billboard mockup. Pay is preferred, of course, but I have volunteered my services for atheist and political causes in the past. And I’m not the only one. Hell, a few months ago JT Eberhard had a contest for a Secular Safe Zone logo. He’s gotten a lot of entries and I certainly hope most of them aren’t as bad as this.
Even if you’re stingy with hiring a designer, there are options such as JT’s method. There’s really no excuse for this.
Like this:
Hey! Did you know some people don’t celebrate Christmas on the 25th, but on the very date you’re reading this post instead?
You should go to my store and get them this AlternaChristmas gift!
This gift is also ideal if you want to buy someone a bumper sticker, but don’t really want to humor their odious ideology!
24
Nov
11
Skepticon Ponies: The Final Hour
You know what I’m thankful for? I’m thankful that I got all these goddamn ponies done.
Darrel Raycehorse
David Fitzgeegee
I’m especially grateful to the ones who use iconic logos in their work. Instant cutie mark!
HePinto Mehta
Also, those rumored to be involved with babies somehow.
Elippizzaner Yudkowsy
I have no idea if this pun works or not. I think I went mad and just started lumping letters together.
Dan Bronco
Dan Barker is NOT jumping. In fact, he is in the middle of an epic pratfall that he hasn’t realized is happening yet.
Richard Carriage
Richard looks all hardcore. But I imagine anyone with Joss Whedon tattooed on their ass would.
Prancer Greenberg
I had never heard of this guy and didn’t get to attend his talk, so all I had was a small photo and a rumor that he liked tea. I hope to make up for my lack of knowledge by giving him badass steampunk wings.
Did I get everyone?
It's my pony, and I'm sick of puns. So Kaje it be.
If you recognize my cutie mark, I’m willing to bet that you did NOT play with My Little Pony when you were little. Unless you borrowed some for your dinosaurs to eat.
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22
Nov
11
More Skepticon Ponies
I didn’t expect the previous ponies to take off like they did. I mean, I plugged the hell out of them on Twitter, but still. Anyhoo, I made some more before I have to go to work.
Jen McCrydesdale
You have no idea how tempted I was to make the cutie mark a pair of quaking boobs. But then she was all like “NO BOOBS” and then I was all like “AWWWWWWW!”
Sam Singletony
Sam Singleton doesn’t get a cutie mark, because he makes people hate crime us.
Julia Gallop
How can Spock be a special talent? Julia Galef knows how!
Amanda Marecotte
The last two are cheating, because they spoke at Skepticon 3, not 4. But this pun was so obvious. A good half of the work in these things is coming up with horse pun names. Also, Amanda was in the audience so I’m counting it.
Debbie Godd-Herd
Another Skepticon 3 speaker. Did you know that in MLP:FiM, black people are zebras? I think that’s horseshit. Normal (read: white) ponies can be unicorns, pegasi, earth ponies…black people are stuck with zebras. After all, we must other the non-whites even in kid’s cartoons! Well, fuck you canon. Debbie is a earth pony.
21
Nov
11
My Little Skepticon Ponies
I’m still compiling all my thoughts on this year’s Skepticon. Quick preview: AWESOME.
But before I do that, I must share these. They were inspired by these My Atheist Pony shot glasses, designed by Katie Hartman and Kelley Freeman to promote the event. I love them, but we need more. MORE DAMMIT. So I made more with General Zoi’s Pony Creator. Here they are.
JT Eberhooves
Pony Z Myers
Rebecca Trotson
Greta Equestina
Joe Nieghkell
David Silvermane
Like this:
25
Oct
11
I made a font
It’s called Anning. You can download it here.
Happy Halloween, everybody.
I’ve been reading too many Hark, A Vagrant comics. I had to force myself to use punctuation.
15
May
11
More Plugs!
My badgering broke my friend Whitney down, and now he has his own Zazzle store! Buy stuff!
Stuff like this!
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