On the State Seal of Virginia, the Roman goddess Virtus (Virtue) stands triumphant over the supine form of Tyranny. Thus always to tyrants, it says underneath. It’s your typical stirring image of freedom overcoming authority.
English majors! Is that ironic? Or is it just sad?
Somebody explain to me why nipples are bad? Why specifically female nipples are bad? I have never heard a good one. And we would like a rational explanation, not an obviously useless one involving talking snakes and magical fruits.
You know, we laughed at the Iranian cleric who said that boobies cause earthquakes, but are we any better? I thought Boobquake was a bit pointless, because it’s (mostly) American women sticking it to an Iranian prude. Ooo, how edgy. You defied a religious figure across the globe in a way that guys at home got a big kick out of. Big deal.
You really want to be edgy? Do a NippleQuake. Send Ken’s office photos of Venus di Milo. Send a Polaroid of your left nipple. Do a cosplay on the lawn at his office.
Does anyone know how to say “Nipples Always to Tyrants” in Latin? Let’s make this a Facebook event.
EDIT: It’s Papillae Semper Tyrannis.