You all recall the Theory of Rita-tivity, yes? That graceful triumph of science that explained how objective reality and Rita Crowell’s statements are not merely in disagreement, but are in fact equal opposing forces of the other?
May no naysayer doubt the practicality of such a model, especially around election time. Rita speaks and cements the urgency to vote no on Prop C.
Also, there is this paragraph:
Just as Lincoln’s Civil War set aside states’ rights to thwart the slaves of the south from being free men, the people of the states must rise up to thwart the evil socialistic trend of our present federal government in order to live as free men.
set aside states’ rights to thwart the slaves
thwart the slaves