Do you think that Don E. Corder just tacks on a soundbite for intelligent design at the end of every conversation in real life?
“One box of Cocoa Puffs…will you be paying with cash or credit today, sir?”
“Yep. I’m coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs today. Like Sonny, my rational (ordered) mind is often swayed by emotional (disordered) lapses.”
“….o…kaaaay…I’m more of a Trix fan myself…”
“Those kids in the commercials really need to open their minds a little. Explore the possibilities. Scientists will dissect dead rabbits and say sugary cereal isn’t any good for them. With us simple folk, we know that good food is meant to be enjoyed.”
“Riiiiiight…$9.53 is your change. You have a good day, sir!”
…teach intelligent design in schools!”
Meanwhile, someone’s complaining about animals again! We always appreciate your input, Burne-
-wait, Ed Goebel?!?
This is an unacceptable breach into Burney Johnson’s domain of rabid, obsessive specisim. I recommend that he sneak into Ed’s territory and pee on something that belongs to him. Like a chair or something. That’ll put him in his place, the way God intended.