Hey you! Wanna indoctrinate your kids in evilution?
Then come on down to the Joplin Public Library, where the good folk of the Joplin Freethunkoids have erected this unholy shrine *coffcoffspearheadedbymecoff* to empirical knowledge.
Don’t worry, concerned guardians; we present both sides of the debate so your children can draw their own conclusions. You guys get a whole corner and a blurb!
It’ll be up for the entire month of February, so bring your Valentine’s Day sweetheart. Enjoy a romantic dinner under the soft glow of 10 common misconceptions about evolution, printed on multicolored construction paper.
And it’s not even finished yet! Be sure to check out Evolution Display 1.2, which will have real ammonite fossils! And photos! And given the reactions some people have, maybe a pipe bomb or two!
Come down and see it! It probably covers more of the subject than your kids will encounter in 12 years of public school!