This is a crosspost from my Tumblr blog. Because 5 billion social platforms is never fucking enough. Feel free to add your own white guy jokes.
- Q: What’s the difference between a normal white guy and white trash?
- A: Who cares, they all fucking look alike.
- Q: What do you call it when a white guy gets a tax hike?
- A: The Holocaust.
- Q: Did you hear about the white guy who shot up a gym and killed a bunch of women?
- A: No one would date a nice guy like him.
- Q: What do you call a white guy who never ventures outside his worldview, parrots stuff you hear every day, and shits the bed when someone challenges the status quo?
- A: “Edgy”.
- Q: What’s the difference between Mary Shelley and a MGTOW?
- A: Mary Shelley mattered.
- Q: What do you call it when a white guy loses a video game?
- A: “Rape”.
- Q: How do you take a white guy’s freedom of speech away?
- A: Disagree with him.
- Q: What do you call it when there’s six white guys, a black guy, a Latina and a white woman in a room?
- A: Political correctness gone wild.
- Q: What if it’s eight white guys and just a black guy?
- A: Tokenism gone wild.
- What’s the difference between Michelle Obama and a white supremacist guy?
- Michelle Obama actually does something with her life.
- What do you call a white guy computer programmer with a cubicle job?
- A captain of industry.
If you are offended by these, keep in mind that it’s all just joking, you humorless misogynazis.*
*This entire post is sarcastic, btw. Inspired by this comment thread at Pandagon.