I am no stranger to shopping at adult stores. (For friends, I mean. It’s a gag gift. For a friend). Despite what the previous dumb parenthetical joke implies, I’m oddly comfortable shopping in them, especially for someone who has trouble finding the courage to ask for a water refill at a restaurant.
One of the most comfortable of the oddly comfortable was Romantic Delights, which I’ve shopped at since my college days. It says so right on their website:
Welcome to Romantic Delights. Our mission is to help women feel sexy and confident, along with improving the quality of couples love lives.
The most important aspect of great sex for a woman is a positive body image.
The better you feel about yourself, the better you’ll feel about the sex and the better the sex will be.
It’s all about making a woman feel good…. Satisfied…Confident….Special!
So I wonder how they went from that, to this:
Boy, I feel confident and special already.